Katara Snippets

Bedtime Stories
Katara: And even to this day, you can still hear Nini in her house... 'I'm cold... I'm so cold'

Yi Lin & Tseng: DADDEEEEEEEEE ;_;

Aang: K...Katara D:

More and More
"The most recent design for Katara features ties for her hair that some could only imagine thusly:"

("Looking at it, I can't help but imagine a few young women from the Southern Water Tribe talking in hushed voices as the couple walk by them:")

"Wow... Katara's so lucky to have him."

"I know! She has THREE betrothal necklaces!"

"'Dude I could EASILY see Aang making her more and more necklaces. She'd finally have to be like 'O-okay honey, we're married... you can stop now...''"

RAGEtara
"Continued from Aang Snippets."

Katara: "Aang...? What happened....? Where am I? I feel weird..."

Aang: "You're in our bed. You, uh, passed out."

Katara: "I did? Why? I can't remember..."

Aang: "Um, well, when we got the mail today, we got wanted poster with our kids' faces on them."

Katara: "Oh. ... Aang?"

Aang: "Yes, dear?"

Katara: "Go kill our children."

Pregnancy
"'In terms of sheer terror, nothing compares to pregnant Katara. One word: hormones.'"

Katara: "I DON'T CARE HOW MANY PAST LIVES YOU'VE HAD! I'VE GOT A PRESENT LIFE! IN MY STOMACH!"

Aang: "Please, don't! That's my fifth glider this month!"

"'Makes you wonder why they had Tseng. You'd think Aang would've learned his lesson after Yi Lin. Maybe Tseng was a 'pleasant surprise'.'"

"'They both love kids. Katara because she can mother them; Aang because he can goof off and play with them. Besides, he is the Avatar. Nine months of dealing with his pregnant wife is like training for the horrific supernatural terrors he needs to confront as part of his job.'"