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Phoenix Wright Crossover
From IRC:

: Hmm. A Phoenix Wright sort of courtroom situation would be a good story too...

: Tseng as Edgeworth I can definitely see.

: The Case of the Cabbage Stand Vandal

: And Hayoda yelling out false OBJECTIONS!

: Is Yue Maya, or Yi Lin?

: Hmm.

: Yi Lin, most likely.

: Though why she'd be on Hayoda's side I have no idea, thus making a huffy Yue more plausible.

: If a Gaang Jr. member were judge, it'd be Irah.

: yeah, I'm thinking Yue

: Yi Lin would be a witness.

: A craaaazy witness.

: I'm loling at the image of her getting cornered

: OBJECTION! Your honour, this witness is basing her proof on pure conjecture!

: Uh...uh....UWAAAAAHH!!

: PROOF?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF!!

<Maritova>: *cut to murmuring courtroom*

That Guy
(I'm sticking it up here until we get "That Guy" more finalized.)

"'Who's lightning guy?'"

Tseng: You know, that guy...

Hayoda: Sorry, no. Not really ringing any bells.

That guy: Surely you jest! You must remember the time I tried to burn you all in effigy, AND USED YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AS THE EFFIGY!!!

Hayoda: That was you? I could have sworn Ching did that.

Tseng: No, Ching just set fire to our boat and the port so that she could escape.

Hayoda: Oh yeah, yeah. So when did this guy-

That guy: IT HAPPENED LAST WEEK! YOU BARELY ESCAPED WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIVES!

Yi Lin: Well, that can't be true. We hung out at the Ember Island beach house all last week, right?

Hayoda: Maybe he doesn't mean this week, but the week before that.

Yi Lin: What?

Hayoda: I've heard people use last week like that before.

Irah: Did those people know how to talk properly?

Hayoda: Well let's just ask him. Hey you!...Huh, where'd he go?